TRIGGER HAPPINESS MUG

The Only Shot You Need in the Morning

Finally, a mug that understands Monday mornings! Put a pistol to your head that actually improves your day. Whether it's coffee, tea, or just pure survival juice, this mug makes every sip feel like Russian roulette with caffeine.

LOCKED & LOADED SPECS

• Premium ceramic (because plastic is for amateurs)
• Choose your weapon finish:
  • Tactical Black (for stealth coffee ops)
  • Gold (for those champagne tastes)
  • Silver (classic hitman style)
• 350ml capacity (enough ammo for any morning)
• Perfect for: Coffee, tea, milk, or liquid courage

MISSION CRITICAL FEATURES

• Safe for dishwasher & microwave (bulletproof durability)
• Perfect for couples who'd kill for their morning coffee
• Makes every drink feel like your last (in a good way)
• The only acceptable way to hold a gun to your head at breakfast

Includes: Secure packaging & our "Bang for Your Buck" guarantee

Ready. Aim. Sip. Add to cart now.

Note: The only shooting involved is shooting espresso. No actual firearms, just pure caffeinated fun!